east kootney monster

[walks with deer]

in light of certain threads.
it is time to talk about the east kootney monster.

its not a sasquatch stealing kokane, not a dinsour in the lake, not a legendarly big ungulate or bear.

it creeps through the wood in short shorts, cooler robing, fuel theiving, and deer jacking.
all these years of sasquatch stories came to a head
when it was realized the kimberly crew was on the prowl, from yahk to trail north to golden these short short toating hill billys loot and toot looking for all they can find..if they spent thus much energy working they would be rich. but a job you cant smoke the kaslo cabbage all day long while eating the nakusp shrooms.

[walks with deer]

for the record!

posting someones first and last name typically wouldnt be appreciated..
i am sure mr muir is a stand up guy...
if that was me and someone said that and clearly joking i would laugh my head off.

back to the short short gang