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    succeful moose hunt and ball groper...

    where is all the early moose success storys?

    well this story is short and a few years back...

    dad and i go out harvest a nice almost 50inch bull moose...
    we pack up camp to head home after a long trip and we can see the rain coming so we pack quickly before the rain.
    as we jump in the truck to pull out of camp the co pulls in to conduct a hunter cj
    check....he sees are leh/firearms/cancelled tags/stored rifles no issues...he can see the big bull rack and 4 quarters and says i need to see the evidence of sex on that moose. i say okay and in my haste to load up the rear quarters where on the bottom...i say well we will have to unload a lot of gear into the now mud...co says i need to see tge balls. i say okay....

    we unload are gear to a point the co can climb in there to see the balls....well he puts his hands on them and is fondalling them around while my gear gets soaked and muddy..

    i natuarally ask him if he liked what he touched....

    he said yes...

    i started to laugh so did his boss....

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    Re: succeful moose hunt and ball groper...

    Same thing happened to us many yrs back comeing home after a 2 week hunt from Prophet river.We just about got back to hope we were on the steep hill heading up to "lake of the woods' and CO stopped us,2 bulls and 3 bears in the back of the truck quarters everywhere and it was late afternoon and the sun was just glareing on us.CO called for backup and a female CO pulled up ten minites later she was obviously a rookie and you can guess who the supervisor sent into the pile to find the gonads...yup we all snickered as she physically handled each sack,always been a good campfire story ever since...lol

    By the way friends tagged a bull up in Hudson Hope last week thats the only early success ive heard of

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    Re: succeful moose hunt and ball groper...

    Haha the same thing happened to us coming back from fort nelson 3 years ago 2 moose and an elk . Learned the hard way I guess to make the meat a bit more accessible but when your going for a 16 hour drive you want it all secure for the long haul. Damn ball gropers

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    Re: succeful moose hunt and ball groper...

    Take a pic of each animal as you load it up. Then you can at least give them the option. If they still want to go into the canopy, and they call for backup... run!

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    Re: succeful moose hunt and ball groper...

    my know wife and i where buck naked and a girl from forestry pulled into are homemade camp...me buck naked went and greated here with a bottle of wine cork pushed in....
    i invited her too join us she blushed and ran.

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    Re: succeful moose hunt and ball groper...

    yes i was disapointed.

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    Re: succeful moose hunt and ball groper...

    takla is dan out yet?

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    Re: succeful moose hunt and ball groper...

    dad and i head out tommorow...for bou camp..10 years since we went to my spot toghether....

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    Re: succeful moose hunt and ball groper...

    Quote Originally Posted by walks with deer View Post
    my know wife and i where buck naked and a girl from forestry pulled into are homemade camp...me buck naked went and greated here with a bottle of wine cork pushed in....
    i invited her too join us she blushed and ran.
    Not a hunting story, but we used to do a "man camp" every year. Eat meat and drink beer, ride dirtbikes, go wheeling, etc. Sleep in the truck or on the ground where you fall.
    So out dumbass buddy is married to a manipulative bitch who decided to come along. It was during the fire ban. Since he had his wife there, he also brought his huge tent. It was the only tent. We were out in cowichan at the end of a dead end spur.
    So we pull up and in the fire ring, theres a pile of hardcore porn magazines. We kicked them aside, and of course, we can't have a fire, so we put a lantern in the fire ring, and started to party. 7 dudes, one chick. And only one tent.
    When the forestry chick pulled up to make sure we weren't having a fire, she definitely got the wrong idea.
    The only thing I like as much as trucks, is guns.

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    Re: succeful moose hunt and ball groper...

    did she stay for the train?

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