> You use a truck to drive out to your hunting area? I disagree with this because somehow it's less "natural" or something.
> Oh you use an ATV instead of a truck to get to your hunting area because it burns exponentially less gas? You're still using modern technology.
> You're using a horse? That's like slavery for horses. Horses should be free. You should give up all vehicles and forms of transportation other than your feet for 100% of anything relating to hunting. (Including going to the LGS to buy more ammo or tags!)
> Oh you're using a rifle to shoot a poor defenseless creature from a distance? Way to use space age technology. I hope it makes you feel like a big man, why don't you use something that takes skill?
> You're using a crossbow to hunt? That's basically just a gun that shoots arrows. Does killing make you feel good?
> You're using a compound bow to hunt? Geez, what are you too weak and stupid to use a classic implement?
> You're using a recurve bow? What do you like watching animals suffer you psychopath?! Surely there are more humane methods.
> A spear?! Are you crazy? I watched that guy in 'Berta kill a bear with one so this one isn't allowed just on principle.
> What? You're throwing rocks at the animals to kill them? What are you a stupid caveman?
> Strangling deer with your bare hands? Why don't you just go to Safeway and buy some "beef" that came from a factory farm you idiot?