Writing from Australia.
Our holiday so far has been fantastic, catching up with family and friends. Our Dear Edith (4.5 months old) has found herself in hot water with Tonsillitis! Poor little thing is in some pain and does not like to swallow or feed. The local doctor has her on antibiotics for the rest of the trip.
We spent the last 2 days up north visiting friends. My mate Phil and I managed to sneak away Wednesday morning to stalk some Sambar Deer in his local hills. Phil's hunting grounds are mostly state forest and receive a lot of pressure from hound hunting crews and unfortunately a lot of poachers! Hunting mid week we knew we would have the place to ourselves.
Our target area was one of dozens of short (2km) drainages from the higher elevations down to a small river. Without rain since Christmas, the forest floor was noisy and very difficult to stalk in.
Immediately we were amongst deer sign, nothing terribly fresh until we were about 1 km from the road we entered on. We then found very fresh rubs and poop. Shortly after, our silence was interrupted by heavy rustling in a bedding area. The blood was pumping and Phil was ready for a shot at the deer ahead. We did not see the deer as it moved from the bedding area down onto the next drainage. We removed our boots and stalked ever so quietly in our socks. All the while listening to our quarry rustle up a storm in the dry fallen leaves.
Without warning our prey falls quiet. Slightly confused we take some time to gather our thoughts and hatch a new plan. Just as we set off to get the stag from his bed, the rustling resumes, this time with some serious gusto. The noise is coming from over the next ridge. That explains why the noise had died off minutes earlier.
We can hear the footsteps of a running deer and what sounds like a fawn in distress. (Its perfectly legal to harvest a hind or fawn in this area to help with herd management). I assume a wild dog is chasing these deer right to us. I instruct Phil to load a round and be ready for the shot. I take a knee next to Phil and cover my ears in anticipation for the deer to show itself over the hill. This is all a very intense moment as we wait excited and anxious for the moment we have been chasing all morning.
And there it is, all in an instant. Two lyrebirds! Known for imitating any noise they have ever heard (including car alarms). These two birds had us hook, line and sinker!!
Not quite the result we had hoped for, but very funny nonetheless. The rest of the day was uneventful by comparison.
Who else has ever been duped out in the woods?
Chris Pryn