Re: New plan: kill the moose to save the Caribou
Originally Posted by
Buckmeister
It kinda like using a nail gun to shoot a nail into your hand.
You go to the doctor and say, "Doc, my hand hurts".
The Doctor says, "Well, I see you have a nail in your hand. Here's what I'm going to do, I will amputate your hand so you won't feel it anymore, then I will surgically reattach the nail to another part of your body that is even more sensitive. Your body will eventually get used to it."
You say, "But Doc, why don't you just remove the nail???".
Doc says, "Oh no, I can't do that because celebrities like Miley Cirus and some of the general public consider nails in the body as art and beautiful."
Excellent and accurate analogy
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