Rant to start the season

[landphil]

I says PARDON ! RJ

'Sup, Remy Jim?





Oh, sorry about that Remington James.

[albravo2]

Great thread. Personally, I think they are all ok in limited use. The thirtieth time buddy says 'swamp donkey' it starts to get pretty thin.

Come to think of it, I wonder if some of my friends realize that swamp donkey tacos are actually moose meat.

We call grouse chickens, but I suppose if it was a formal event I might call them ditch chickens. Hell, chickens are often called yard birds. What is in a name anyway?

[south island hunter]

mule deer = piss creatures
when fishing i have heard my buddy yell pass me the wooden shampoo i want to wash its hair

[russm]

Whitetail-whitey, If I was a whitetail I'd be offended, I'd prefer to be called a Caucasian Canadian tail.
black bear- blackie- also offensive, African Canadian bear.
have some sensitivity this fall people!

[scoutlt1]

Whitetail-whitey, If I was a whitetail I'd be offended, I'd prefer to be called a Caucasian Canadian tail.
black bear- blackie- also offensive, African Canadian bear.
have some sensitivity this fall people!

Agreed! And what about "migratory game birds"??? If I was a goose, for example, I would demand to be referred to as a "seasonally transient endothermic vertebrate".
Don't get me started with "small" and "big" game....




Apologies to the OP....

[RiverOtter]

2 point....Fork'n'Horn
Grizzly.....Ole Long Claw or Slough Foot
Mulies.....Mowich
Marmot.....Whistle Pig
Pheasant.....Chinese Corn Vulture
Coyote......Brush Wolf or Song Dog
Mountain Goat.....Poor Man's Sheep
Gopher......Sundowner

[Iron Glove]

I like when antis say "And they use high powered rifles."
Like, you would prefer we shoot "low powered rifles" and injure more animals ??

[brian]

I always set my rifle to as low power as it goes, it saves energy and is more ethical.