You, and your alter ego, are both fools. Idjuts if you prefer.
You come across just as I described - city laddies with zero real world understanding.
As a biologist, I dealt with many of your ilk.
Now that I am retired, I am quite grateful to no longer have to do so.
And in that light, both of you are now on my Bye Bye List...
Cheers,
Nog