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    Long but funny

    Anyone who has bought and then tried to use a hunting license will appreciate this. Amusing story as well as a perfect reply to an over-reaching bureaucracy that seldom sees itself on the other end of its ridiculous regulations.



    STORY: The State of Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife sent a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs. The property owners’ response in the second letter is Epic.







    Original Letter from Oregon Dept. of Fish & Wildlife:



    Dear Landowner:



    ODFW Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs & other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we would like to survey the creek on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property.



    Recent research indicates that foothill yellow-legged frogs have declined significantly in recent years and are no longer found at half their historic sites. Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated and will help contribute to the conservation of this important species.



    Please fill out the attached postage-paid postcard and let us know if you are willing to let us cross your property or not. If you have any concerns about this project please give us a call. We would love to talk with you about our research.



    Sincerely, Steve Niemela

    Conservation Strategy Implementation Biologist









    RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERS:



    Dear Mr. Niemela: Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.



    We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the "Frog Survey License" ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You will also need to obtain a "Frog Habitat" parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle).



    You will also need an "Invasive Species" stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each add'l vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle.



    If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your "Creek Habitat" stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident).



    Survey units open between 8 am and 3 pm. but you cannot commence survey until 9 am. and must cease all survey activity by 1 pm. Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2" diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18-ft handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6' from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wood.

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    After 1 pm. you can use a net with a 3" diameter if you purchase the "Frog Net Endorsement" ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident). Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.



    As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our "Premium Survey" units and application is again only $8.00 per application. However, all fees can be waived if you can verify "Native Indian Tribal rights and status".



    You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of "Frog Surveys and You" comprehensive course on frog identification, safe handling practices, and self-defense strategies for frog attacks. This course is offered on-line through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.



    Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry. Sincerely,



    Larry & Amanda Anderson.

    Landowners



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    Re: Long but funny

    Don't know why all the spacing occurred. My apologies.

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    Re: Long but funny

    Epic and apropos

    Not long in the least, no worries about the spacing... It's how it goes online sometimes.

    Happy April fools/First day of Black Bear Season!

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    Re: Long but funny

    Would like to see how they responded to the landowners letter lol

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    Re: Long but funny

    Rotflmao"..epic...
    Thank you
    Still chuckling
    Steven

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    Re: Long but funny

    lmao good for them for giving it to the man lol
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    Re: Long but funny

    love it !! awesome !

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    Re: Long but funny

    I loved it so true, Don,t worry about the spacing it saves an old man like me from reading the same line twice . Steve!

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    Re: Long but funny

    I love it. Beautiful
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    Make like a baby and head out!

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    Re: Long but funny

    Thank for that.

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