It's been a while since I've laughed this hard haha
Usually when I'm on a hunting trip I almost need to take a shit by cesarian section. This getting old aint for the faint of heart or sissies. (but it beats the alternative, lol)
It's only when you see a mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there are other ways to deal with problems than violence.
Ahhh yes,more than one moose has been drawn in and taken due to the irresistible grunts of a hunter in the amidst of adding to the spoor inventory and the wisdom to have their rifle within reach
When my wife first started doing my laundry she was like what happened to the top half of your socks.