I don't ice fish but if I did, I'd go with Donald Trumps method. It seems to work.
This
explains it so well!
Different
between a successful businessman and a
career politician
How
do you settle a presidential election when
the vote is too close to call?
...
With
a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin
in January, of course!
After
the first round of votes was counted,
Hillary and Donald were deadlocked.
Instead of going through a recount, they
agreed to a week-long ice fishing
contest to settle the election. Whoever
caught the most fish at the end of the
week would be the President.
They decided that a remote frozen lake
in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal
place.
No observers on the fishing grounds, but
both would need to have their catches
verified and counted each night at 5 pm.
After
Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10
fish, Hillary came back with nothing.
Day
2 finished and Trump caught another 20
fish, but Hillary once again came back
with nothing.
That night, Hillary and her cronies got
together and accused Trump of being a
“low-life, cheating son-of-a-gun.”
Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were
going to follow him and spy on him to
figure out how he was cheating.
Day 3 finished and Trump had an
incredible day, adding 50 fish to his
total.
That
night Hillary and her democratic cohorts
got together for a full report on how
Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to
give her report and said, “You are not
going to believe this - he’s cutting
holes in the ice!”
And
this story…tells you all you need to
know about the difference between a
successful businessman and a career
government politician.