Re: Oh the Dilema....
A newly wed hunter was sitting in his basement cleaning his firearms one morning when his wife came in and said, "You know dear, now that we're married I think you should sell all that hunting and fishing stuff you have and take up a different sport".
He looked at her with that deer in the headlights look on his face.
She said "What 's the matter? Are you ok?"
He replied, "I'm fine, but for a minute there you sounded like my first wife".
She flipped out and screamed, "WHAT? YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!!!!
He quietly went back to cleaning his guns and said, "I wasn't".
It's only when you see a mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there are other ways to deal with problems than violence.