I used to hunt grouse when I was younger but have just started big game hunting this year and am hooked. Many of you have probably heard this joke before but here goes:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy wings out his cellphone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says "Just take it easy, I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead." There is silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy comes back on the phone and says: "Okay, now what?"
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