Re: How to survive a wolf attack
Originally Posted by
Jelvis
I was attacked once by an Alpha male wolf, I waited and waited while it stared at me only five feet away, then as it came forward snarling, baring it's huge line of canine teeth as quick as a lightening flash the jaws opened wide. That's when I reached down deep in it's mouth, grabbed it's tail and turned it inside out.
Jel .. that's how I did it .....
LOLOL! Very funny, I can see a Robert Service style poem coming out of that...
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