How to survive a wolf attack

**Glenny** · 10-19-2013, 11:19 AM

Wiggle your index and middle fingers and say "wise guy eh" then pokem in the eyes, 3 stooges style.

**Big Lew** · 10-19-2013, 02:17 PM

Maybe have a chat with "Crocodile Dundee" to learn how he calms big vicious canines and water buffalo by aiming his fingers.

**sawmill** · 10-19-2013, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by Big Lew

Maybe have a chat with "Crocodile Dundee" to learn how he calms big vicious canines and water buffalo by aiming his fingers.

I hypnotised a chicken that way once.Good thing it worked,I would not want to be curled in a ball and attacked by peckers.

**hawk-i** · 10-19-2013, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by sawmill

I hypnotised a chicken that way once.Good thing it worked,I would not want to be curled in a ball and attacked by peckers.

LOL, yeah, but I'm sure there is a segment of the population that would look forward to that scenario! To each their own.

**Big Lew** · 10-19-2013, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by sawmill

I hypnotised a chicken that way once.Good thing it worked,I would not want to be curled in a ball and attacked by peckers.

Chickens are easy to hypnotize...my Dad used to show us as youngsters all the time, and 'attacked by peckers,' tee hee hee!

**geologist** · 10-29-2013, 02:08 AM

I always smell of Hoppes #9 which seems to be a wolf repellent as I never see them.

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