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Donkey
01-09-2007, 04:59 PM
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM PRINCE ALBERT? ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY HEARD ON A SASKATOON RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator from Merlin Motors in Saskatoon for $42,500 (with monthly payments of $560.00).
He and a friend go duck hunting at Tobin Lake in mid-October; and of course the lake is frozen. These two guys go on the lake with their GUNS, DOG and of course the new Navigator. They decide they want to make a natural looking water area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite passing duck flights is going to take a little more power than the average ice auger can produce. so, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second fuse. Now are two rocket scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse ( and becomeing toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the folling course of action:

They light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible. Remeber a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, GUNS and the DOG...???

Lets talk about the dog: A highly traind Black Lab used for RETRIEVING!!! Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40 second fuse, just as it hits the ice. T he two men swallow, blink, start waiving their arms and scream and hollar at the dog to stop. the dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog.! The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Balck Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused then continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified and thinks these two geniusus have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator. The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exaust pipe on the truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.

THEN """""""""""""""""""""""""""BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"""""""""""""""""""""!!!!!

The truck is blown tobits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with..... " Ican't believe this just happend" looks on their faces.

The SGI insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by th policy. ( How about ICBC?? ) He still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments... The dog is okay... AND THEY MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE IN NEWFOUNDLAND?!!

craigchaplin
01-09-2007, 06:31 PM
Holy idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good story........could anyone really be that stupid????????? WOW!

Woodrow
01-09-2007, 07:01 PM
a few to many beers for those two dumb asses

Woodrow
01-09-2007, 07:01 PM
This fall I

Woodrow
01-09-2007, 07:05 PM
This fall I knocked down a big bees nest with my dog watching, when it hit the ground i took off running while the dog went for the nest. I look bach and hes got it in his mouth and he is chasing me. I freak out and start yelling at the dog but no good he keeps coming. I got lucky because it was in the fall and the bees were allready moving slow, but my heart got a work out!

TinMan
01-11-2007, 08:23 PM
This is a untrue story- urban legend if you will maybe it happened but not this year or even in Sask that I can recall

dukester
09-03-2007, 04:48 PM
yep this story has been around for 11 yrs i have been here. 1st it was Americans, then it went from East coast to the West. :?

wetcoastwillie
09-03-2007, 05:03 PM
But you must admit, It's "piss your pants" funny! :oops:

BCLongshot
09-03-2007, 05:09 PM
I like your CornBinder


Story is not true

ROEBUCK
09-03-2007, 05:39 PM
yep! i heard that story as a teenager growing up in england. years ago ,it was americans in the story i heard ,not sure if it was true or not?

kjohn
10-04-2007, 07:00 PM
Good story. The version I heard was about two hunters somewhere up in the Yukon or NWT. I heard it from the guy who sells radar equipment and other police and emergency equipment, about six years ago, when I was in Rose Valley.

My buddy and I were coming in off the field one night just after dark. My dog was sitting in between us as usual. We were in an old truck and were just putting along slowly. My dog spotted what we all thought was a rabbit in the summerfallow. My buddy let the dog out on the run. The dog tore off out into the field and made a big circle back to the truck. My buddy opened the door and the dog bailed in on the go. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! The "rabbit" was a friggin' skunk! The dog cruised by the skunk, got sprayed and figured he might as well just head back to the truck. Phew!! Needless to say, the dog rode in the back of the pickup on the way home!! THAT is a true story!!

brotherjack
10-04-2007, 07:36 PM
http://www.snopes.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.asp