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Dirty
02-19-2009, 11:07 PM
Here is the official HBC Show off your mullet thread

I will start by posting my mullet picture. It was born in the summer of '07 and I have nurtured it well.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f152/Ovisdallistonei/008.jpg

GoatGuy
02-19-2009, 11:08 PM
child abuse

Deadshot
02-19-2009, 11:08 PM
I call bull$hit. That's your sister.

Dirty
02-19-2009, 11:20 PM
A women couldn't have pipes and a back spread like that. The mullet and physique of a Legend.

mike_b
02-19-2009, 11:22 PM
A women couldn't have pipes and a back spread like that. The mullet and physique of a Legend.

HAHAHA.....HAHAHA......HAHAHA.....HAHAHA......HAHA HA.......AWESOME!!!

wolverine
02-19-2009, 11:26 PM
A women couldn't have pipes and a back spread like that. The mullet and physique of a Legend.


A legend in your own mind.......:biggrin:

ElkMasterC
02-19-2009, 11:31 PM
Ya look like Joan Jett Circa 86 on Roids.

Jelvis
02-19-2009, 11:31 PM
Should be in the ufc or wwe with that athletic build--
Goat better not get you riled up. lol.
Jel--could that be Hercules? Unchained.

Dirty
02-19-2009, 11:32 PM
Wolverine, this is he Official HBC Mullet Thread, not the criticize Dirty thread. I am just repeating what 9/10 women call me.

ElkMasterC
02-19-2009, 11:33 PM
I am just repeating what 9/10 women call me.

The Perpetrator?

Dirty
02-19-2009, 11:35 PM
The Perpetrator?

No, it's the Legend, aka Mr.T's cousin, Mr.O, at least that is what the ladies say.

ElkMasterC
02-19-2009, 11:37 PM
Women are so kind sometimes.

Dirty
02-19-2009, 11:42 PM
Women are so kind sometimes.


And tender if you know the right spots and have the mullet-do.:mrgreen:

ElkMasterC
02-19-2009, 11:47 PM
Good Ole Roofies...lmao.

Don't give 'em that smoked salmon, D, or you'll never get rid of em.

Dirty
02-19-2009, 11:54 PM
Good Ole Roofies...lmao.

Don't give 'em that smoked salmon, D, or you'll never get rid of em.

No kidding, I have Kechika and his Wife hanging around my house looking for scraps of smoked salmon that fall out of my mullet. It is like feeding bears I tell ya.

fozzy
02-20-2009, 12:25 AM
Long time ago I had the 80's mullet. not much up top anymore and in a few years it won't be by choice either :)

Say.. what's hanging on the hangers in the picture? :)

brianscott
02-20-2009, 12:45 AM
Im gonna call BS on the mullet, looks like one of those cheezy clip on hair extensions.
Pretty close on the color though,just looks like fake hair to me.

If it is real though,

In the words of Dana Carvey "Party on Wayne".

3kills
02-20-2009, 01:22 AM
i never did do the mullet thing...did do a whole pile of there 80's and 90's styles though...now its just shaved all the time

Stone Sheep Steve
02-20-2009, 05:48 AM
No, it's the Legend, aka Mr.T's cousin, Mr.O, at least that is what the ladies say.

I though they just call you "Dirty":-P??!!

SSS

SHACK
02-20-2009, 07:02 AM
Nice mullet, goes well with the bra's hanging in the kitchen too! :) ;) :)

frenchbar
02-20-2009, 07:14 AM
You arent Jellymulletts son by chance are you;-):lol:

Dirty
02-20-2009, 07:26 AM
Nice mullet, goes well with the bra's hanging in the kitchen too! :) ;) :)


You are just jealous that you don't have any falsies that you are getting face washed with!

Dirty, Jels-motorboatin'-cousinbrotherfromanothermother-butnothisson

moosinaround
02-20-2009, 07:32 AM
The Perpetrator?
Holy crap!! That is freakin funny!!

GoatGuy
02-20-2009, 07:32 AM
A women couldn't have pipes and a back spread like that. The mullet and physique of a Legend.

Do you suffer from ILS?

Dirty
02-20-2009, 07:37 AM
Do you suffer from ILS?

Impotent Legend Status? You must be confusing me with my 70 year old cousinbrotherfromanothermother Jelvis. I have PLS, Perpetrator Legend Status.:lol:

GoatGuy
02-20-2009, 07:39 AM
Impotent Legend Status? You must be confusing me with my 70 year old cousinbrotherfromanothermother Jelvis. I have PLS, Perpetrator Legend Status.:lol:

That was number 1.


Or imaginary lat syndrome?

Dirty
02-20-2009, 07:41 AM
That was number 1.


Or imaginary lat syndrome?

LOL, guilty as charged.

GoatGuy
02-20-2009, 07:42 AM
LOL, guilty as charged.

Used to have a buddy that suffered really bad.

Walked around like he was gonna fall over backwards all the time.:lol:

Dirty
02-20-2009, 07:48 AM
No I just have a hunch back, that why I don't show my face online and hang out with former member Kechika in the dirtiest and lowliest pits of the Lower Mainland.

GoatGuy
02-20-2009, 07:51 AM
No I just have a hunch back, that why I don't show my face online and hang out with former member Kechika in the dirtiest and lowliest pits of the Lower Mainland.

True story.

Can't wait to see the lawnmower at WSS. "We're just friends". hahahahaha

ultramagbob
02-20-2009, 08:21 AM
Dirty..I almost got the Camero running..Grab the Rush tape for the road trip to the Banquet

GoatGuy
02-20-2009, 08:24 AM
Dirty..I almost got the Camero running..Grab the Rush tape for the road trip to the Banquet

Throw the cinder blocks in the back. It will help your traction if there's snow on the road.:lol:

Dirty
02-20-2009, 08:25 AM
A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride,
Todays tom sawyer
Mean mean pride.

Though his mind is not for rent,
Dont put him down as arrogant.
His reserve, a quiet defense,
Riding out the days events.
The river

And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the mist, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the drift.

The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his eyes are wide.

Todays tom sawyer,
He gets high on you,
And the space he invades
He gets by on you.

No, his mind is not for rent
To any God or government.
Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows changes arent permanent,
But change is.

We'll have it memorized by the toll booth.

ultramagbob
02-20-2009, 08:34 AM
A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride,
Todays tom sawyer
Mean mean pride.

Though his mind is not for rent,
Dont put him down as arrogant.
His reserve, a quiet defense,
Riding out the days events.
The river

And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the mist, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the drift.

The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his eyes are wide.

Todays tom sawyer,
He gets high on you,
And the space he invades
He gets by on you.

No, his mind is not for rent
To any God or government.
Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows changes arent permanent,
But change is.

We'll have it memorized by the toll booth.



Sweet..I'll grab a Cube and a two-six

Dirty
02-20-2009, 08:42 AM
I'll bring my drumsticks, I have one of Lars Ulrichs from the concert at GM place. He was wowed by my flow and I snatched it out of his hand.

ultramagbob
02-20-2009, 08:46 AM
This will be the best road trip ever

7mag700
02-20-2009, 08:47 AM
Thank you, Dirty Perpetrator, for starting this thread. I may still be laughing the day after tomorrow...

:lol:

7m7

BiG Boar
02-20-2009, 08:51 AM
And tender if you know the right spots and have the mullet-do.:mrgreen:

The only tender thing is your soft right palm after using that lotion on the counter. Ladies love mullets, haha.

GoatGuy
02-20-2009, 09:20 AM
The big question:


Will there be any skullets at the WSS this year?

ElkMasterC
02-20-2009, 12:38 PM
Thank you, Dirty Perpetrator, for starting this thread.

Now THAT's a nickname I can live with!!

Can I come? I have Triumph and the Guess Who on 8 Track, and 24 bottles of Fresca for mix!
Oh, and I can bring some Aerosmith too.......
(I'm the freakishly tall guy on the left.......at 6'..lol...man, those guys are tiny)

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj313/Heliox18/SCAN0003-1.jpg

GoatGuy
02-20-2009, 12:39 PM
Now THAT's a nickname I can live with!!

Can I come? I have Triumph and the Guess Who on 8 Track, and 24 bottles of Fresca for mix!
Oh, and I can bring some Aerosmith too.......
(I'm the freakishly tall guy on the left.......at 6'..lol...man, those guys are tiny)

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj313/Heliox18/SCAN0003-1.jpg


Wow, you were alive even before they had colour pictures.

You must be old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ElkMasterC
02-20-2009, 12:47 PM
Wow, you were alive even before they had colour pictures.

You must be old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ancient.

The guy who took the pic had one of those flaspowder pans, and ducked under a hood to take the pic.

I miss those days..... I was Joe Perry's guitar tech, and got to watch all the shows from the side of the stage. No wonder I'm half-deaf, between that and shooting.

Oh, and I got all the tall chicks after...lol


Good times...


Goooood times.

Dirty
02-20-2009, 12:50 PM
It's the Dirty Perpetrator Dog Brah! With ElkmasterC AKA Leland Brah, and Ultramagbob AKA Duane Braah, and maybe Steadygirl as Beth Braaah.

ultramagbob
02-20-2009, 12:52 PM
I dont think Steady has the Girth...Brah

Dirty
02-20-2009, 12:53 PM
I dont think Steady has the Girth...Brah

Top end or Bottom End?:lol:

dino
02-20-2009, 07:56 PM
Im going to have to really watch my language now .Your exactly what I expected you to look like. Chicken wing shoulders and as for your pipes. " Ive seen more meat on dental floss"!

dino
02-20-2009, 08:07 PM
Oh ya I forgot :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:: smile::smile:

bruin
02-20-2009, 09:38 PM
Does he have the "stach" to match? I'm thinking something like this

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k149/portal77/mullet1.jpg

crazysheephunter
02-20-2009, 09:42 PM
JOE DIRT with dyed hair,really do something with that,disgrace is all i can say!

Dirty
02-20-2009, 09:43 PM
Im going to have to really watch my language now .Your exactly what I expected you to look like. Chicken wing shoulders and as for your pipes. " Ive seen more meat on dental floss"!

What the hell are chicken wing shoulders? Must be an Italian term?

dino
02-21-2009, 06:44 PM
What the hell are chicken wing shoulders? Must be an Italian term?
chickenas noah haveah shoulders. Whatsamatterforyou eh!

mike_b
02-21-2009, 07:12 PM
LMAO; definately the funniest thread I've read or added to in a good long while. This is awesome.....:lol::lol::lol:

ElkMasterC
02-21-2009, 07:24 PM
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj313/Heliox18/rate_my_mulletashx-1.jpg

Dirty
02-22-2009, 04:24 PM
chickenas noah haveah shoulders. Whatsamatterforyou eh!

Dino show us your mullet.

dino
02-23-2009, 11:08 AM
Dino show us your mullet.
This is me as a blonde
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee306/heydino/halloween_072.jpg

ElkMasterC
02-23-2009, 12:43 PM
I think I just threw up a little....

RustyRipper
02-23-2009, 03:08 PM
Hey great thread, I thought I should add my mullet experiences on here, I have an 86 IROC, red with white stripes and I rock the def leppard hard. Here's a pic of my mullet I had for a short time.

http://www.huntingbc.ca/photos/data/500/def.jpg (http://www.huntingbc.ca/photos/showphoto.php?photo=12996)

Here's a couple guys I saw up north this past hunting season. Someone on here may even know them but I decided they should be on here, quite the pair. Rockers for sure...

http://www.huntingbc.ca/photos/data/500/twomullets.jpg (http://www.huntingbc.ca/photos/showphoto.php?photo=12997)

thunderheart
02-24-2009, 07:07 AM
Pardon my ignorance. :confused:I thought that the only mortal who would sport a mullet would be a dedicated member of the “Dykes on Bikes”!:shock:

:eek:........lmao ....

2slow
02-24-2009, 12:15 PM
This is me as a blonde
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee306/heydino/halloween_072.jpg
I have not met alot of members from this site and this picture makes me OK with that :eek:

jessbennett
02-24-2009, 04:12 PM
This is me as a blonde
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee306/heydino/halloween_072.jpg

that picture right there is the most effective form of birth control ive ever seen or heard of:eek: ....... ick......... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_2_5.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZRxdm069YYCA)





http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb098&pp=ZRxdm069YYCA (http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb098_ZRxdm069YYCA&utm_id=7926)

Schmaus
04-16-2009, 08:08 AM
I just needed to bring this thread back to the top :)

Doe
11-22-2009, 03:52 PM
Here's a 2 fer 1

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee38/tnlpinkney/lesbians-2.jpg

Angel
11-25-2009, 02:21 PM
This is me as a blonde
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee306/heydino/halloween_072.jpg


LMOA!!!!!! thats sooo nasty.............