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Doug
12-18-2003, 05:06 PM
As some of you know, I also spend a lot of time on the forum Canadian Gun Nutz. Here is a link to a little story I posted there today:

http://www.canadiangunnutz.com/viewtopic.php?t=26777

Carolynne, shield your eyes, there is male nudity here. 8O

Doug

MadDog
12-18-2003, 05:27 PM
I really should email that pic over to Marc to put in a Doug gallery!

bone-collector
12-18-2003, 05:29 PM
now theres a idea Joe hahahaha santa clause after rudolph had nuff of his shit photo hahahahahahaha

SniperGirly
12-18-2003, 09:52 PM
Well I was going to say that male nudity is one of my FAVOURITE things - until I saw that picture!!!

Carolynne "Scarred for Life"

Doug
12-18-2003, 10:01 PM
Carolynne, I TOLD you that I am old enough to be your father (and then some). 8O In my youth I was a thin muscular HUNK. Now I am just a HUNK. :roll:

So how be you add a story to the post? We need a woman's perspective too.....

And to think I could have posted the CLOSE-UP!!!!! :wink:

Doug

bone-collector
12-18-2003, 10:01 PM
DOHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HOLY FORK galdam I am laughin so hard it isnt even funny , that be serve,point and MATCH for carolynne

2 thumbs up
http://www.grandmaspantry.com/images/goofy.gif

SniperGirly
12-18-2003, 10:14 PM
Oh I am lending my support to Willer's entry in the contest! In my (female and therefore VERY knowledgable) opinion his entry is far superior and overrides the competition by a long, long ways!!!

:D :D :D

http://www.canadiangunnutz.com/viewtopic.php?p=201828#201828

Carolynne

bone-collector
12-18-2003, 10:15 PM
aww comeon gang we all know Doug wouldnt share his chex mix so the deer mugged him ! 8O

Doug
12-18-2003, 10:18 PM
back to SniperGirly.........

OK, let me choose my words VERY carefully here........so that picture, in your woman's opinion, is close to true??? 8O

Come on, you can do better than showing an OLD photo!!!! :wink:

Doug

Amphibious
12-18-2003, 10:25 PM
Well that photo was new TO ME!

don't you worry - will get drunk tomorrow and see how creative I can get :twisted:

bone-collector
12-18-2003, 10:27 PM
I HAVE A WINNER

http://www.thejump.net/humor/deertree2.jpg

The deer was hiding from the mighty Doug when his hoof slipped and he fell out of the tree taking Doug with him , crashing to the ground !!!!!!!! after regaining its sences the deer triped over Dougs ass cheek trying to get the hell out of the country before poor Doug relised what had just hit him !!!!!!!

MadDog
12-19-2003, 08:06 AM
Dougs ride home from his beating!!! :lol:

http://www.jokeornot.com/gallery/alabama_deer_hunting.jpg

MADTRAPPER
12-20-2003, 06:02 PM
L@@KS like Doug and his partner getting another free ride. :lol:

http://www.hunt101.com/img/078202.jpg

bone-collector
12-21-2003, 11:11 AM
well I have read the truth, goes to show you should always use the K.I.S.S system , keep it simple stupid, dam overlooked all the obvious things that could go wrong,

oh well the funny thing is Doug I was carted to hospital from guide camp in 2001 after a meat pole let go and 3/4 of a moose came down on my noggin 8O
ronny(the outfitter) found me wondering around aimlesly all snafued with no idea were i was ...3/4 moose =500-600lbs ruffly

actually was the pole that got me the meat just helped it to the ground quicker :?

moral of my story....TIE BETTER F#$%N KNOTS

death-junky
04-05-2006, 12:51 PM
my uncle was attacked by a deer, he killed it with a knife, im not jokeing its realy true.
ttyal
Riley